WeAreTheKey

Hide your guns, folks.
My father informed me of a terrifying plan by Obama to round up your guns using a secret civilian police force that will take your weapons away not by knocking on doors but by driving down the streets using high-powered sonic and microwave devices to BLAST you out of your homes in large numbers so they can round them all up lickety-split.

It's true! Just listen to what he said in a July 2nd speech!

"We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set.
We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

Gahhh! They're coming for me!

Oh, wait. Instead of taking things out of context, maybe we could, ya know, look at what he ACTUALLY SAID. (highly underrated)...


[As] president I will expand AmeriCorps to 250,000 slots [from 75,000] and make that increased service a vehicle to meet national goals, like providing health care and education, saving our planet and restoring our standing in the world, so that citizens see their effort connected to a common purpose.

People of all ages, stations and skills will be asked to serve. Because when it comes to the challenges we face, the American people are not the problem – they are the answer. So we are going to send more college graduates to teach and mentor our young people. We'll call on Americans to join an energy corps, to conduct renewable energy and environmental clean-up projects in their neighborhoods all across the country.

We will enlist our veterans to find jobs and support for other vets, and to be there for our military families. And we're going to grow our Foreign Service, open consulates that have been shuttered and double the size of the Peace Corps by 2011 to renew our diplomacy. We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set.

We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded. We need to use technology to connect people to service. We'll expand USA Freedom Corps to create online networks where American can browse opportunities to volunteer. You'll be able to search by category, time commitment and skill sets. You'll be able to rate service opportunities, build service networks, and create your own service pages to track your hours and activities.
This will empower more Americans to craft their own service agenda and make their own change from the bottom up."

Does that sound like a force that could kick down your door in the middle of the night and haul you off to a Gulag or concentration camp? You decide.

Sorry Transy, your father's right on this one. His Majesty Emperor Obama is clearly stating, through my intellectually superior paraphrasing skills, that: HE is the Master and We are all HIS slaves.

Just read between the lines, man. It's soooooooo obvious.