WeAreTheKey

Looks like Obama's domestic agenda for the nation has been drastically scaled back. Too bad....

<object width="480" height="430"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FDENNYS_OBAMA_article.jpg&videoid=95532&title=Obama%20Drastically%20Scales%20Back%20Goals%20For%20America%20After%20Visiting%20Denny's"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="430" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FDENNYS_OBAMA_article.jpg&videoid=95532&title=Obama%20Drastically%20Scales%20Back%20Goals%20For%20America%20After%20Visiting%20Denny's"></embed></object><br><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_drastically_scales_back?utm_source=videoembed">Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's</a>

Sorry I just can't help myself

Crap, for some reason this won't play for me. I'll try and find it elsewhere and come back.

GAH! These stupid videos won't play, you're right.
However, the sentence in white under the video is a link which will take you to the page where it WILL play.
Dangit....

Good stuff, those Onions!